Fame has gone to your head, Enormous Tiger Shark. You used to be cool.
You’re always there for me, Internet.
"Good bo…oh jeez…Good b…oh, lord…Good…goddamnit…YES!"
The words “Lactic-acid starter culture” make me nostalgic for the New Jersey of my youth.
Jack Moniker: I once met a proud, black man such as yourself, and I gave him a small piece of advise: wear one glove, just one glove. Do you know who that was?
Ernest Reed: No.
Jack Moniker: Willie Mays.
This Robin Williams movie directed by another comedy titan we lost too soon this year, Harold Ramis.
I think you know the answer to that.
"What? You need headlines? Can I write you some headlines? Yeah, I think I can write you some headlines."
Good day sir. I SAID “GOOD DAY!”